Father Dougal: God Ted, I’ve heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying Our Lord’s going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No… no Dougal, that’s us. That’s Catholicism you’re talking about there.
Father Dougal: Whole of this Catholic thing is a bit of a puzzler, isn’t it Ted?
— Father Ted, Old Grey Whistle Theft.