You Wouldn’t Hear It from a Docker!

Father Dougal McGuire.

Father Ted: It’s true what they say about these career women. They’re very aggressive.

Father Dougal: Yeah, she was very aggressive, wasn’t she, Ted?

Father Ted: Oh, and the language out of her. You wouldn’t hear it from a docker! Fecking this, fecking that…

Father Dougal: Ah, you would. They use very bad language.

Father Ted: Effin’ this and effin’ that…

Father Dougal: Oh, it was much worse than that, Ted, she was saying fu…

Father Ted: Now, Dougal!

Published by Christian Clay Columba Campbell

Christian Clay Columba Campbell is a Roman Catholic of the Anglican Use. As Senior Warden of the Cathedral of the Incarnation (Orlando, FL), he organised the process by which the parish accepted the Apostolic Constitution Anglicanorum coetibus, petitioning to join the Catholic Church. The Anglican Cathedral is now the Church of the Incarnation in the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of St. Peter. Personal queries should be directed to me at eccentricbliss dot com.

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