Where Are We Going to Get the Guns?

The parochial house roof is leaking, and they need to raise some money… Father Ted: God Almighty, that’s going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think, Dougal, how can we raise some money? Father Dougal: Hmmm…. Father Ted: Yes, I know. Aha! (gives knowing glance) Father Dougal: […]